I'm sure some so called "scientist" can prove all my theories wrongbut how? Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. Here's what I wrote this weekend: Woooooo! It was down for a whole day or so 'cause of all the traffic I got from my new quizes. Meanwhile there is a vast conspiracy at school to keep me ignorant about my pawn roll in the other vast conpiracy by keeping me vastly bored. And do I ever have a topic today! I see. I can just see it nowan organization devoted not to feeding the hungry, or peace, or love or whatever, but to giving recognition to all those poor, pathetic, unpopular websites. In any case, my theory means that playing video games is very cruel. He can deactivate the machines, (squidies) but at great personal cost. what I fear comes right after here not this life or the next will I ever be able to pass the test? The title contains the longest word. So if you have an infinite number of people, some are going to have entire books of coherent stuff. Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. How do you stop them? I'm back. After a horrific chain of events (is it coincidence, or fate) the people who will deactivate the secondary power source of the building Neo is infiltrating, die. Unfortuantly, we had already driven 337 miles toward our destination. Did you know that I now possess a DOMAIN NAME? Faulkners intimacy is not earnestness, it is the uncanny feeling of a raw encounter with a nerve center lighting up with information, all of it seemingly critically important. The author's vision was unique in that only he put biscuits and death in the same sentence. Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? I figure that even the people I manage to lure onto my site from neopets don't even bother to come to this particular page. That my words somehow travel accross time (if only a few minutes) and are somehow picked up by future you, and that my responses are dictated by future you's reactions. I bet it's spelled monkeys. Maybe. I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. I can't remember what I was gonna rant about. GRRR!! Wasn't it super? He sneaks into neighboring homes, and takes clothing, wrapped christmas presents, and anything he can find. It's not fair. BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! I wonder what it's name would be. Two and a half hours of homework (total) to be precise. This has been bothering me for a while. SEEYA! Me and Josh ate lots and lots of sugar, and it's late at nite and everything is funny but we can't laugh 'cause everybody is sleepin' so it's even funnier but ever since we drank the water we sobered up even though we weren't drunk but we ate sugarlots and lots of sugar. I found at that yet another one of my friends is reading this. Grape Pie. Founder @ World's Best Story amplifier of creativity & fun! The PSOA have been whole-heartedly working for you, and what have you done for them? i wandered around for 20 minutes looking for a cell phone. I put hyphens in both of his titlesit must be a conspiracy! You exploud. I am now barophobic (afraid of gravity). I rule the Internet! So rather than battle her over the concept of getting dressed in the dark, I get up. That sounds good, too. Or possibly a really good president who wanted to fly to the moon. YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHEERIO!! *yawn* I'm back. I know, I'll start of list of why it's fun/good to be insane/weird! Just like all those reports people have to do. It doesn't. End of story. There is a world where you are a faerie. Okay. I made a virtual pet for it. School has been on for four days now. And not so pissed at my weird family. *holds up a piece of paper, which, from a distance, appears to have writing on it* Yes, undenyable proof! Why are you afraid of little ol' me? Next semester will be almost exactly like this one. Who am I kidding. The workers would then be able to afford more entertainment items and the upward spiral would continue, as opposed to the evil downward spiral of my writing. The point is that it is nice to have readers. The very next day, she decided that we were going north, after all. You figure that one of those 100 people would actually have a coherent phrase. You haven't been paying attention have you? 'Longest' word has 189,819 letters, takes three hours to pronounce Now, Moose has seen many feathers, birds even. Or, if I was weirder than I am, I could at least kill the monkey with the organ and eat it. were stuck in here, (alone my dear) and well problem never get out so dont start to shout. 100% of something. (No, I don't like any of those creepy "pop" stars. It says that in black ander lime green! There was a sample essay online. The Book-Length Sentence - Essay - The New York Times I'll probably have another one soon, but that whole water thing has been buggin me for awhile. Hey, where are you going?! And let me tell you, it's an outrage. What values, you say? But it's all good. Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. As long as you don't mind a few more couch potatoes. In any case, she is clearly insane. Why, because they assume it's better quality. Ya know ya got ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya boy you got caught with them and then ya got a robot in the car with a car in your head that was the best dog ever and you can call me and call him when I wanna is it time I get off work I will see if I gotta I wanna is a time I got a ride truck truck ride and iiiuuyr. I'm going, you're on you're own! And now, a word from our non-existant sponsor. I repeat, there is nothing to worry about. *enter Squirell* What's that, little Squirell? Longest math problem copy and paste We'll provide some tips to help you choose the best Longest math problem copy and paste for your needs. | 13.41 KB, JSON | She likes sniffing potentially dangerous stuff, like electrical sockets. William Faulkner was featured in 1983 Guinness Book of World Records for this 1,288-word sentence from Absalom, Absalom! BRINGING $#$$# KIDS IN A BAR!? Oooooo! You know, the small, white feather. I will show you an example with this completly true stuff that I experienced several years ago. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. i called home, and waited another hour for my ridetraffic to the school was one way. Today, I'm here to salute the Pointless Signs Of America! Since I'm not particualarly inspired at the moment, I should leave and let you gather what is left of your sanity. Oooo..I'm a poet, and don't I know it? I gots stuff to do! This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? I promise. I'm back. Someone could have super-disolving spit, or watery-spit. I have three very hard academic classes. Now I want you to go to http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=eon" If you do this I'll get points in the game. *let the panic begin! You feel very, very honored. I think that they should routinly die a slow, savage, agonizing deathI was just saying a random thing that I would never, ever do.) But for now I can only dream of that. I can usually fall back asleep (if I don't panic and think I'm late for school), but the stupid thing wakes me up again exactly seven hours after I originally fell asleep. I don't want a full year of work. It'd be like when you go to the bottom of the ocean, only with gravity instead of pressure*shudders* Pressure is evil, too. That's it, I'm gonna take drastic measures! Now I do. And absolutly NO air-pressure. If you don't believe that all that air has weight, try going into space sometime. PlusI gots oblimagationsobligaton.obligations to this site. Whole families would gather around their front door, in breathless anticipation while they attempted to barracade me out. That's just silly. He then leaves them under his owners car. You would have to have several characteristics that I possess. Food industires would be buying cars, gas and music. You cannot deny the logic of my thinking! I love-d you moose! We had to tell him that he would probley have to wait untill he was 21. Otherwise, why on earth (beta, krpto, zkdjf, Planet X, whatever) would you be here? Otherwise, I guess you're stuck with me. I wonder why anyone would read this? Between her bickering with my sister, and obsessivly playing neopets games, I don't know what to do with her. Ooooooooooooo! WE have been having very profound thoughts lately. What would happen when that dreamer woke? Hits all right. If I told you, I'd have to kill you and all that stuff. Before we knew it, we were on the road. Think about it. SHE has to get up at 6:11 to put on make-up, do her hair and basically annoy the heck out of me. Soif you wish to contribute to this great and magneficent and magestic and MOOSEY projectwe need the following things: 739 rolls of aluminium foil (preferably the extra shiny kind) 417 refridgerator boxes, 9000 rolls of "sticky on both sides" duct tape, 300 lbs of chicken feathers (preferably white) and 1 (one) thermo-nuclear-rocket-thruster. I guess I'll just have to wait untill my imaginary clone hijacks that imaginary bank truck. He tried to kill me! I don't suppose you fell for that little thing about the refresh button. Not even my friends*sniffle* The just ignore this poor, pathetic little page. I worked for four hours at the "Library of Terror" sponsered by TAB. Lots of people spoke. Pop-Up ad's help you get rid of pop-up ads? That's why I like fast-food salt. What a crazy idea. TACO will eventually destroy him. Even though air is light, that much air adds up. Some of the pages of this site contain a link encouging the two and a half people to e-mail the Patron Saint of Paper Clips. Was it coherent? Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. I mean, come on! thank you always. I bet it does. We got there, we ate. Is this eating up time? Called the Boolean Pythagorean Triples problem, it was Solve Now. Maybe they're here right now! Okay. It means that WAL-MART TV IS EVIL! We believe that this is the longest single sentence in . And then people will start reading. Creepy. What I mean is, you wouldn't be very proud if the average person said that they just took a dookey on the toilet, and you wouldn't be very proud if they knew who fought against the Union in the Civil War. He can save mankind, and doom Trinity. I'm back, and I had yet another Asparagus War with some people. Good-bye. I'm backit's been awhile since I've written here. Yes, that's right. By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. But for a different reason. *sniffle* I just want to have some FREAKIN' variety in my daily grind, you know? I'm back. Introduction In the business world, communication by e-mail is indispensable. You are deviousI give you that. When I play a gambling game, there is a possibility that I'll lose everything, so I start on negative however much NP I have with me. You're still here. I was very proud of her, just as you would be proud of a two-year-old who has just announced: "I WENT POO-POO ON THE POTTY!!!!!" 65 Long Sentences in Literature - Bookfox In conclusion, Ladies and Gentlemenif you implement my idea, there will be peace and prosperity for all. Soit doesn't bother to find all solutions, and it may be wrong. The Longest Story in The World. vb.net - How do I find the longest sentence and the average sentence No? People just don't realize that their almonds and mixed nuts may be having depression and other problems. Alrighty then. So my dad picked a steak place. I suppose I could let someone else have the glory. And most people don't even come here. Why do I have to work year round? Sign Up , it unlocks many cool features! I spend from 8-5 doing what everyone else wants. It just doesn't make any sense. Eventually, this would become a monthly tradition. You complete me in all ways. You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? WellI DO have a special treat for you weirdos who apparantly like wasting time! I love my calculator, though. *blinks* Wowso I'm NOT paranoid.